Russia Slammed With Backlash Over Issuing Blame For The Sabotaged Nord Stream Pipelines Onto A Single Company

This past Saturday, sporting absolutely zero evidence, officials of the Russian government issued the claim that it was the British Military that attacked and blew up the Russian Nord Stream gas pipelines this past month, a claim that was slammed with immediate backlash from London.

“According to available information, representatives of this unit of the British Navy took part in the planning, provision and implementation of a terrorist attack in the Baltic Sea on September 26 this year – blowing up the Nord Stream 1 and Nord Stream 2 gas pipelines,” exclaimed Russia without offering absolutely zero evidence.

The British government responded by stating that the allegations were entirely false and claiming that Russia was just attempting to distract from its failures in Ukraine.

“To detract from their disastrous handling of the illegal invasion of Ukraine, the Russian Ministry of Defence is resorting to peddling false claims of an epic scale,” explained the British defense ministry. “This invented story, says more about arguments going on inside the Russian government than it does about the West.”

Russia also made the claim that the British Military assisted the Ukrainian defense forces in carrying out a drone strike against the Russian Black Sea fleet in Sevastopol, which is the largest city out of the Russian-annexed Crimea, Saturday morning.

“The preparation of this terrorist act and the training of servicemen of the Ukrainian 73rd Special Center for Naval Operations were carried out under the guidance of British specialists located in the town of Ochakiv,” exclaimed the Russian government. “As a result of the operational measures taken by the ships of the Black Sea Fleet, all the air drones were destroyed, though minor damage was done to the minesweeper Ivan Golubets.”

Video evidence online highlighted drones streaking through the air above the water searching for Russian ships to attack.

 

Russia issued its own response to the drone strike by stating that they were fully pulling out of a U.N.-brokered agreement that “has seen more than 9 million tons of grain exported from Ukraine during the war and has brought down soaring global food prices.”

“In connection with the actions of Ukrainian armed forces, led by British specialists, directed, among other things, against Russian ships that ensure the functioning of the humanitarian corridor in question (which cannot be qualified otherwise than as a terrorist attack), the Russian side cannot guarantee the safety of civilian dry cargo ships participating in the Black Sea initiative, and suspends its implementation from today for an indefinite period,” exclaimed the Russians.

Old Uncle Joe seemed quite upset at the entire incident, labeling it “purely outrageous.”

“There’s no merit to what they’re doing,” explained Biden to the press in Delaware. “The U.N. negotiated that deal and that should be the end of it.”

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